May 2013
Teen Who Was Expelled From School For Science... →
heirofmedusa:
Kiera Wilmot made an honest mistake, but the police were trying to throw away her life with a felony. After the community stood up for the girl, the charges were dropped, and she was allowed to move on with her life. Well, her greatness is really starting to shine, as she was recently granted
WELP. LMFAO
cyberthug13:
dam can you imagine a porno with good acting
like oscar worthy
makin you cry and shit while you jackin off
childofeos:
bulletbutt:
So this little kid at church noticed I’m fat and asked me today “Why do you have a big belly?”
I couldn’t really think of an acceptable answer for that so I simply responded:
“Because I’m full of bees”
I don’t think I’ve seen a more confused and terrified child in my life as I walked away, hearing him whisper “Bees…” to himself.
Best. Answer. EVER.
(:̲̅:̲̅:̲̅[̲̅ ̲̅]̲̅:̲̅:̲̅:̲̅) Here's A Band-Aid...
bunnywith:
jadedgalvanizer:
timelordsatan:
ambular-d:
pumpkinlessidjit:
i want there to be an angel that descends from the heavens only when someone is being stupid
and the angel just gently places their hand over the person’s mouth
and whispers in a voice filled with heavenly beauty and love
“no”
ANABIEL
LOOK IT UP
NEW FAVORITE ANGEL
vagabondaesthetics:
It’s perfectly fine, reasonable, and normal as a man to have body insecurities. No reason to take your personal problems and insecurities out on women by attempt to make them believe that something is wrong with theirs because you feel inadequate.
i wanna play twister with someone really hot
oops i fell & touched your whole body
littlemixbutts:
bodenniss:
littlemixbutts:
i wish i was a mermaid so i could have a nice shiny tail and a pretty seashell bra and a beautiful voice that i could use to entice cute boys and make them crash their ships and drown at sea so human women could rise as the dominate gender of the land
well that escalated quickly
paige i’m a lesbian why would i entice cute boys where did you...
yoisthisracist:
anonymous asked: yo i saw this show called The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air and i thought you would like it, it’s about this cool guy who lives with his nerdy cousin Carlton and sometimes Carlton dances funny?
I’ve heard about it.
yoisthisracist:
anonymous asked: yo. I’m arab. I live in France. I mentioned my father’s name, which is Mostapha, to my friend. she said: “I didn’t like it, all the Mostapha I know are thugs”. since she also thinks that : 1) there are too many foreigners in France, 2) voting conservative is justifiable, I suppose she definitely is a fucking racist. I feel betrayed, man.
Get rid of your...
thesockmonkeyrenegade:
gracethelostgirl:
lovewithyous:
carolineflack:
HOW DO YOU MAKE A GUY STOP TEXTING YOU
HOW DO YOU MAKE A GUY START TEXTING YOU
HOW DO YOU MAKE A GUY
“The less you think about your oppression, the more your tolerance for it grows....”
– Assata Shakur: An Autobiography (via balkan-thug)
orangelemonart:
yeezytaughtme:
love yourself like kanye loves himself
believe in yourself like kanye believes in himself
know you’re the shit like kanye knows he’s the shit
This is actually really great because Kanye West has fought depression and suicide this sort of confidence worked for him and wow Kanye West. Anyone who is depressed, believe you are the Kanye Best.
nerdfighter13812:
ohanameansfandom:
Whenever anyone argues against marriage equality because of their religious views as a Christian I just want to hit them over the head repeatedly with a Bible whilst yelling
ADULTERY ISN’T ILLEGAL!!
LYING ISN’T ILLEGAL!!
DIVORCE ISN’T ILLEGAL!!
DISRESPECTING YOUR PARENTS ISN’T ILLEGAL!!
WORKING ON THE SABBATH ISN’T ILLEGAL!!
WORSHIPPING OTHER GODS...
guccier:
it’s 2013 and food can still make you fat get it together science
Reblog if you would smoke a blunt with me